I have mentioned a few times that I am a vivid dreamer. I toss and turn all night long and have more than one WEIRD dream. I can usually recount each dream too. Most of the time I end up laughing.
Rarely are they normal, pleasant dreams. Most of the time, someone is dying, I am being chased, I am in trouble for something, or I am pregnant (immaculately of course), etc..... Once I even dreamt that I was a serial killer and had 3 victims in my basement and I remember in the dream walking down the stairs towards them while holding an ax. Um. YIKES!
But I have had more dreams than I can count about teeth. I don't know what it is about teeth, but I have always had this fear about losing them. Could it be that I knocked my neighbors 4 front teeth out with a baseball bat?? Or that I dated a boy whose front tooth fell apart in his sleep?? Or that I always envision myself slipping and landing specifically on my teeth? I'm obsessed. It might be that I actually was blessed with some straight, kinda white teeth and I don't want to lose them....
One of these dreams happened on my mission..... I don't remember much other than I was wandering around in the darkened woods and all my teeth had fallen out. I was carrying them around in a cup full of milk in desperate search for a dentist....
(not my teeth)
Another time I had this random dream about my co-worker who was pregnant at the time. She went into labor and I was taking her to the hospital. She started to push and she pushed so hard that all of her teeth popped out simultaneously and flew into the doctor's forehead.
Another teeth dream was that I was talking at some social event and as i was talking, my teeth turned into dust and started to crumble.....
And probably one of my favorite teeth dreams is the one where I was visiting an ex-boyfriend and we decided to play on a playground and go on some slides. I was going down a slide so fast that I flew in the air and hit a tree with my teeth and they embedded themselves into the tree so that my body was just hanging by my teeth clear up in the sky on a tree.
I've looked at a few dream interpretation books and websites about this type of dream, and they all say that I'm being lied to or decieved. So what I want to know is - who the crap has been lying to me for the past 6 years???Oh and while i was looking for pictures on the internet of teeth, I found this beauty of a giant squid.....
13 comments:
Staci.. you are a funny girl. Ha Ha
Ha ha ha ha you make me laugh HARD!
You are so funny, maybe you should become a dental hygentist since you like teeth so much.
that is so funny. I also have really weird vivid dreams and I have also had tons of dreams about my teeth breaking. weird. I wonder who is lying to me . . .(=
It was me. I am your father.
That was very funny! You know what's weird is I still remember what your teeth look like! And though I have worked in a dental office for the last 8 years, those teeth pictures you picked grossed me out!!
Ha ha you are hillarious! Was it Katie Sheen's teeth you knocked out?
Um, those teeth were gross!
Hilarious!
That is hillarious!!!! I can not believe some of those teeth pictures you found, so disgusting...You are funny that you try to read about interpreting dreams, I would do the same thing if I was having dreams like that. I usually have dreams, but when I wake up I usually can't remember much about what I dreamed about. It must mean that you are a deep sleeper, because I have heard that you only dream when you are in a deep sleep, oh the many things we hear about different things.
Ok Ok... i have a confession to make. Its me I am the LIAR. Just kidding. That is seriously way to funny. My favorite dream is the one where you are just hanging in the tree from just your teeth. Seriously HILARIOUS.
please get these ugly teeth pictures off of your blog!!
thanks.
If I ever need to laugh I go To Staci's blog.
Thank you for those pictures. I think I will go throw up now.
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