Mama

Happy Birthday Mom!!!!

Thanks for being a best friend and wonderful example. I love you!

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"

-- Mr. Willy Wonka

Today

• Its snowing humungous snowflakes outside
• I am in dire need of chapstick which i forgot at home
• I bought a new pair of jeans during lunch from a guy with a mohawk mullet
  
• I have only one gland in my throat that has been hurting for 2 weeks. The other gland feels fabuloso.
  
• I didn't really do my hair today or makeup and am wearing frumpy clothes
• Because of that last one, my coworkers no longer wonder why I am still single
• I realized I am a slacker and don't get out of bed til 8am - no matter what time i go to bed
• I have hairy armpits, don't worry, I'll shave tonight
• Hairy legs as well
  
• Have pondered more and more about going to grad school and where
• I have a headache and want a professional massage
• I went into the work bathroom only to immediately turn around and walk out due to the rancid stench that was looming inside
  
• I decided to shave one of my horses manes off because its ragged and uneven and it just stresses me out!
• I am so excited to go to Los Angeles this weekend. Its supposed to be 80 degrees. Heaven.
• I have to pack and do laundry and all that stuff tonight
• I am slightly nervous to talk to my dad, cuz I left his boots outside in the rain and snow
• I wish Becky and Heather lived closer
• I was in a meeting where I likened all the attendees to cartoon characters or something similar
• I am really wanting to try out the new Kayaks my parents purchased
  
• I paid off my front loading washer and drier, AND an additional loan. :)
• I gagged when I overheard my cubicle neighbor gargling loogies in his mouth
• I have the YIPS
  
• I am trying to decide if joining a gym is a good idea.... i like to run outside, but I like aerobics - I just hate the commitment of joining a gym for 3 years!!
• I'm at work, supposed to be working but am having a ridiculously hard time finding motivation.